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Humor from notebooks

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And there were thousands, even hundreds.


Adler was collecting money because he wanted to go with his son on a trip around the world or somewhere else.


Aleksander Głowacki is the maiden name of Bolesław Prus.


Andromaka was a widow many husbands could wish for.


Andrzej Radek thought that the teacher would put him on the skin. But it was the other way around.


Aniela deepened deeply and so she died.


Anielka, despite her father's ban, was friends with Magda and pigs.


Antek did not have a father because he was a lumberjack.


Antigone felt love for her brother and that is why she buried him despite the king's prohibition.


Antigone buried her brother, spat morally at the king and hanged herself.


Baryka buried the treasure with his wife and son.


Beans were driven outside the city, and there they were cut off with unnecessary parts.


Beniowski killed 6 Cossacks. One of them died and the others fled.


They feasted at the stools piled high.


He beat his wife with whom he had children with a string.


We divide the heroes of "Teutonic Knights" into historical and erotic.


Boryna was the father-in-law of Antek Hanka's son.


It was an island far from the sea.


The tsar took pity and exchanged his death penalty for eternal life.


The chemist therefore works in a white coat so as not to eat a hole in his clothes.


The serf was hunched over because the flat was tight.


The serf must have laid your eggs.


The peasants walked the field vertically and horizontally.


A sick prisoner not only was not treated, but also had to die from time to time.


Chrobry helped his son-in-law, Swietopchelek, regain the throne.


Czarnecki collected a large peasant pile.


I've read Shakespeare's plays. I remember two: Romeo and Juliet.


Danusia, saving Zbyszek from an attack by a wild animal, killed him.


Danusia got on the bench and started to play the soldering iron.


The population in Mickiewicz's "Ballades" includes not only the appearance of the rusalka, but also the groans of the peasant under the sycamore tree.


A thriving chemical industry turns coal into rock salt.


It was only on my last trip that I learned to distinguish between a crow and a rook.


Dr. Judym went to school in his aunt's high heels.


Dulska was the reason for Hanka's pregnancy.


Strange, for the lack of anything else, excited the fire on the island.


Edward III could not become king of France because his mother was not a man.


Pharaoh had his best wife embedded in the tomb. It was embedded in him alive.


Gerwazy drew his sabers and fired.


The highlander is wearing a hat, trousers and moccasins.


The miner stroked the horse's head and gave a low shiver.


While playing the piano, the horse flew past the window.


Grammatically speaking, a girl has a different ending than a boy.


Grażyna ran at a gallop at the head of the army.


Grażyna died in the fight, but apologized to Litowar for this accident.


The Greek goddess of beauty was Hermaphrodite.


Hanka and Wasylek loved each other so much that she drowned and he died of hunger.


And then Jagienka ran out of the house and followed Zbyszek with her hoof.


A tram derailed while going to school.


Izabella did not want to marry Wokulski, even though he was a man with a business.


Jacek Soplica had long eyelashes and that is why they called him a vassal.


Jacek Soplica was somewhat uncomfortable after his death, but he knew that he had devoted his entire life to his homeland.


Fortunately, Jagna was not ill for a long time and soon died.


Janko Muzykant was half eaten.


Jaro fell in love with Bolka and broke his arms as a result.


His mother, being a little boy, fell from a tree.


Her little daughter Ania smiled under her mustache.


Joanna D`Arc wore white armor and a black horse.


Judym decided to watch over the complete lack of hygiene.


Jurand did not attack the Teutonic Knights, as he was struggling with his thoughts.

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Cain murdered the Nobel Prize.


The kangaroo has a head upwards, two short front limbs, two long hind limbs.


Egyptian priests tricked a solar eclipse.


Casimir the Great, although he tried very hard, could not have children, unfortunately.


When Giaur made his confession, he was so relieved that he died.


When Mieszko fell on his face, the bear came to smell him. The bellows seemed stale.


When the father came home with the horse, the boys pushed bread crusts into his mouth.


Kirkor, in search of a virtuous wife, broke down on the bridge and went to the widow.


Corsairs went to desert islands and captured slaves.


Human bones are connected by elbows to the knees.


A cow, like a horse, consists of horns, hooves, an udder and a tail.


King Waza, as the name suggests, liked the soup.


A rabbit is so devoted to its little one that it tears a tuft of hair from its belly to line its nest. Which family father would do this?


Hiding in the bushes, nature encouraged him.


Father Robak shot the bear, which collapsed with a bang and ran home without waiting for applause.


I will spend the summer pleasantly in the mountains with my cousins, from whom I will only descend after the holidays.


Leonardo painted "The Lady with the Bald".


Litawor, seeing Grażyna's death, throws himself at the stake, and she does the same.


Italy's population is growing rapidly thanks to the courage of its people.


People died from frost and other infectious diseases.


The primitives had everything made of stone.


People should be kind, and when one man falls, he should care.


Maciek, driven out by Ślimak, froze in the forest and regretted it very much.


Jellyfish lives in the human large intestine and is a very useful pest.


Meteorologists go out three times a day to see their organs.


The husband was very surprised when he unbuckled his clothes and saw a female figure.


The brave Roland, lying on the battlefield, saw his end.


Despite the efforts of the road service - the drizzle did not stop.


In the painting by Matejko, the Teutonic master rears up on a horse.


As a result of her mother's mourning, Iwona was born 5 years after her father's death.


As a sign that he loved his mother, Marcinek robbed the old chapel.


The biggest mistake of Bolesław Krzywousty was that he divided his sons into 5 parts.


Our dog is three years old, has a long tail and blue eyes just like Daddy.


He had a hard time studying, so he finished it and died of consumption.


Nell put her breasts on his head and quietly fell asleep.


The kidneys, ureters, bladder and urethra form the publishing system.


I liked the short story "Janko Muzykant" because Janko had talent and he was wasting it.


Next to the sad and neglected graves, there were graves teeming with life.


Odysseus covered himself with a leaf on his elbows and knees because he was ashamed of his nakedness.


Judym's father was a shoemaker and therefore an alcoholic.


The eye is placed in the urinary area.


In addition to those killed, there were many offended on the battlefield.


Mr. Dulski was sterilized by his wife.


Mr. Piotr saw only advantages in the fiancée.

He saw the rest after the wedding.


Dr. Judym's first client was a matron asking for donations for poorly conductive virgins.


Pygmies are tiny black people, just like our dwarfs.


On one side of our town square there is a church, on the other the town hall, and only new brothels built around it.


After proclaiming the 10 Commandments, Moses declared them invalid and threw them into the abyss.


After many efforts of the doctor, Mrs. Mostowickowa died.


Sweat ran down him from head to toe.


The physiological needs of the patients in the hospital are taken care of by the orderly.


I liked the novel in terms of the style of the writer, which was accessible and I had no difficulties with it.


Air consists of oxygen, hydrogen and nitrox.


I borrowed a book from a friend who was badly damaged.


The representatives of the Renaissance in Italy: Mona Liza, Leon Davinci, Dawidi Mojżesz.


The representative of materialism was Democritus of the Abwehr.

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Radek was a peasant with stout hips and thin breasts.


Radek had a difficult childhood because he had to go uphill and to school.


Richard shot himself and started jumping trees with delight.


Robak, saving Tadeusz, shot a bear that did not know that he was his father.


Robinson stuffed the goat with a stone so that it wouldn't run away.


Zeromski's parents were Jozef and Wincenty Żeromscy.


Roland was very social. Even after the death of his comrades, he carried their corpses from the battlefield.


Cezary Baryka's breakup with Laura was very romantic because he hit her with a riding crop.


We can distinguish the female from the male toad by the color of her armpit hair.


Santiago was 80 years old and far from home.


A healthy person's heart should beat 70 to 75 minutes.


The Sphinx is a fairy-tale animal: half-woman, half-lion, half-eagle.


Skawiński sat down on the shore of the island and began to swallow the pages of "Pan Tadeusz" with interest.


Thanks to his friends, Skrzetuski had many children.


Skrzetuski saw them walking: a naked grandfather with an appendix at the front.


Skrzetuski's beard turned gray at the thought of Helen.


A servant milked a cow by a pond, but the opposite was true in the water.


The sonnet contains a miserable description of the village.


A rotten tooth of time touched it with his finger.


The capital of Poland is usually Warsaw.


The Teutonic murders were terrible.


Konopnicka herself must have gotten thinner, wanting this way to emphasize the poverty of the time.


The nobility in "Pan Tadeusz" was very hospitable, because when Mr. Tadeusz came on horseback, he was not asked about anything, but he was given hay.


The snail had a hard time harrowing because the stones got stuck in its teeth.


After entering the room, Tadeusz saw the scattered pieces of women's clothing together with the owner.


Tadeusz noticed the wrinkle on Telimena's face that stretched from ear to ear.


The tapeworm reproduces by excitement.


It wasn't a virgin, it was just something terrible.


The Turks thought that there was not a single living leg left in the camp.


Old debris was removed and new ones were built in their place.


In 1877, there was a sexual war in North America.


During the holidays, I made two bird feeders and one for the Ursuline sisters.


During the total mobilization, even elderly children were drafted into the army.


On the way, Nell fell ill with fever. Stas got lignin and Nell recovered.


In the short story "Smoke", the son, wishing to show his mother his ardent love, boiled in the oven.


There is a meningeal factory in Olsztyn.


There are many predators in the forest that can devour, choke and leave you.


In the Middle Ages, the roads were so narrow that only two cars could pass each other.


Wacek stepped onto the ice and began to crack.


The war broke out on the night of March 25-27.


Wokulski met Izabella on a walk in the bathroom.


Wolski put his ear to the ground and heard the patter of bear hooves.


All worms move with a worm movement.


We all feel fine except the grandfather who died.


Among the viruses, we distinguish: microbes, microns, microbes and microbuses.


Słowacki fled from Paris to Italy to think.


Behind the wall you could hear the patter of hooves and after a while Danusia burst into the inn with the Duchess of Mazowiecka.


Behind the body of the hero, everything that he used in his life was carried: armor and women and mourners.


It was almost breakfast time; the cows ate the grass and I ate the grass with them.


A well-known forest predator is the drapery.


I saw dirty legs from the girl in the window, and horrible smoke was blowing from the other side.

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